Time and time again...at point blank range, why is it so incredibly difficult to put the puck into the net?!

George Zimmerman has completely lost his rabbit ass mind , he's complaining that he don't have a life , George Zimmerman, were you shot in your chest at point blank range with a 9mm hand gun ? No you wasn't, and you're still alive . Therefore you have your life , and further more George Zimmerman , Quit complaining, and take a very good look at what part you played in your situation , See ! You George , chose to go outside of your home to pursue Trayvon Martin , trayvon never asked you to come outside to shoot him , now did he ? You CHOSE to go after trayvon , So look at what part you played in your mess , in other words George Zimmerman , you chose to be without your friends, your family, your job, your so called life when you chose to pursue trayvon, when you chose to pull that trigger , LOOK AT WHAT PART YOU PLAYED IN IT .

"Rules Guys Wished That Girls Knew" 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up, put it down. 3. Don't cut you're hair. Ever. 4. Birthdays, Valentines Day, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect gift. 5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 6. Sometimes he's not thinking about you. Live with it. 7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are perpared to discuss topics like navel lint, the shotgun formation, and monster trucks. 8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like any other cat. 9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period. 10. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 11. Shopping is not a sport. 12. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 13. You have enough clothes. 14. You have too many shoes. 15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it. 16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot, and your dad's way past idiot. 17. Ask for what you want, subtle hints don't work. 18. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark special days on a calendar. 19. Pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes. 20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes - what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress. 21. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers. 22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 23. Your mom doesn't have to be our best friend. 24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. 25. Check your oil. 26. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do. 27. Don't fake it. We'd rather be inneffective than decieved. 28. It is neither in your best intrest nor ours to take the quiz together. 29. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days. 30. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret Girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 31. If something we said can be interupreted makes you sad and angry, we ment the other one. 32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are? 33. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. 34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done, but not both. 35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we. 37. Women wearing wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose thier right to complain about having thier boobs stared at. 38. Consider golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do. 39. Telling us that models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty, and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading them. 40. Things will never be the same as the first two months we were going out.

It always takes someone else to shoot the arrow of clarity into our head. Wisdom can hurt, especially at point blank range.

Apparently, Mark Krebs makes an AK chambered in the 6.5 Grendel cartridge that will shoot .5 MOA at 100m and 2.2 MOA at 400m!!! Also, the 6.5 Grendel, when loaded with AP rounds, will penetrate a Level IV ballistic plate (designed to stop a 30-06 AP at point blank range) at 100m. The more you know!!!

How can some stupid motherfucker shoot a 35 pound chocolate lab with no agressive bone in her body at point blank range this motherfucker better pay dearly theres no excuse for that he could have chased her away with a stickreally what is wrong with people these days

i'm putting pressure on you niggas when i mobb deep bringing the heat to ya dirty ass squad you get robb, point blank range, peek game from the pleasure, taminated criminal hussein

I'm going to go back in time, find the thing that caused the first flu, and I'm going to shoot it. Repeatedly. At point-blank range.

Listening to Stern Show Shuffle 3/01/2012 and this chick is getting farted on at point blank range in her face (with her mouth open) for a time of 17 minutes just to win breast implants. PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!

RULES THAT WOMEN SHOULD FOLLOW 1. If you think you might be fat, you are. Don't ask us. Just get your ass to a gym. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up, put the bloody thing down. 3. Don't cut your hair. Ever. It causes arguments when we comment on it. 4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present.......again! 5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 6. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. 7. Anyone can buy condoms. 8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat. 9.Dogs are better than ANY cats. 10.Sunday = Football/Rugby/Any other sport. Let it be. 11. Shopping is not a sport. 12. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 13. You have enough clothes. 14. You have too many shoes. 15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to respond to it. 16.Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad probably is too. 17. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. 18. Dont throw ANYTHING in the bin without clearing it with us first. 19. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes. 20. Most blokes own two to three pairs of shoes, so what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? 21.'Yes', 'No' and 'Mmm' are perfectly acceptable answers. 22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 23.Your Mum doesn't have to be our best friend. 24.Foreign films are best left to foreigners. 25.Check your oil. It is an essential part of the car. 26. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. 27.Don't fake orgasms. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived. 28.Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days. 29. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading them. 30.The male models with the great bodies you see in magazines are all gay. 31.If something we said could be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one. 32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we rate how pretty you are? 33. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during the commercials. 34. Learn to read a map. 35.Women wearing Wonderbras, low-cut blouses, tight tops, no jackets, chest level logo'd t- shirts etc. etc...., lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at. 36.When we are in bed and look tired this means that we are tired and does not mean that we want to discuss the relationship. 37. If you want some dessert after a meal - have some. You don't have to finish it. You can just taste it if you like but don't say "No, I couldn't/shouldn't/don't want any" and then eat half of mine. 38. Dieting doesn't work without exercise. 39.If you're on a diet it doesn't mean my meals should be rabbit-food as well. A man's four essential food groups are: white meat, red meat, cold beer and cold beer. Please ensure all meals contain a good balance of the above in good quantities - everything else falls under the category 'garnish.'