That moment when you walk into the store to simply, quickly get your humble list of Bread, Milk, and Beer.. only to realize painfully that it is the first of the month (food$tamp Day) and these motherfuckers are Hungry!!
Lady, you don't need two carts full of Pizza Sweet Rolls & Whiskey Doritos, you need a hot shower & a huge cliff to drive that handi-scooter off of!
About to Drink this Beer in the Store! CHEERS!!!